In all honesty, I can be convinced of a lot of ... alternative theories. I read my horoscope sometimes; I definitely believe in feng shui; I'd probably go to a tarot card reader (if you went with me); and I would even visit an herberia but I don't really speak Voodoo Spanish. So anyway, my point is, I'm willing to at least try and believe. And there is this blogger I really like named Jules . She had a guest post here about her favorite "crazy hippie" foods like Bragg's Apple Cider Vinegar, which I like, and coconut vinegar, which is certainly intriguing. And then she talked smack about microwave popcorn, which I can understand, because that stuff in the bags leaves a weird film in your mouth, and that ... probably is not something food should do, I think. But in the comments of that post she revealed that she has an objection to using the microwave for anything because it "changes the structure of the food." And here's where I say, ...