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Vote Mamacita!

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Today is my 35th birthday. I'd like to take this opportunity to announce my candidacy for President of the United States.  Don't worry, there's a cabinet position for all of you who contribute big bucks to my campaign . So here are my qualifications:   1. My hair can get very big!   2.  I completed a semester of law school!   3.  I can practically see Mexico from my yard! As for my platform, I'm still taking suggestions. Leave yours in the comments.

What mamacita is...

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Watching   Oh wow, this was great.  I think Papi & I liked it even more than the kids.  Giant booger monsters notwithstanding. Watching Okay, I saw Robb Reiner on the cast, and I thought this was a sequel to Spinal Tap .  Because I am an idiot.  Anyway, it's not bad.  It's a documentary about a heavy metal band that never quite hit it big.  So it was a bit of a downer. Watching Dear Starz Network --  I think you need a refresher course on the definition of "comedy."  For further reference, please see Caddyshack.    Yours, Mamacita Images via Wikipedia

Graham Parker & The Rumour

So I read a blog post that made me want to watch this video, and it raised two important questions: 1. Does Craig Finn know that Graham Parker went back in time and stole his singing style? 2. Why don't more bassists wear white satin suits?

What mamacita is...

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Watching image via Wikipedia Pretty good. Loved the scenery.  A little unfocused; also kinda hot.  Also: Lisa Eisner cameo!  Love her . Watching image via thewb.com Hilarious.  Can't believe I'm watching Adult Swim.

Ratio

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This just might be the best application of smartphone technology ever: Michael Ruhlman has turned his book, Ratio , into an app.  It's five whole bucks, but Lordy, how useful. iPhone app Android app

Auction Action

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How awesome would this look in your house? My Aunt Winnie sent me this: The Texas Silver-Haired Legislature (an advocacy group for old folks) is having a charity auction.  Items up for bids include a heavy duty truck bed, golf for 4 at Willie's golf course, and a feral hog hunt.  For real, check it out .  Some of the good stuff is already gone, so you better get on that javelina hunt.  Photo via Two Racks Taxidermy , under Creative Commons license.

Butt.

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It tastes like butt .  Am I doing something wrong?

Creole Corn Chowder

I made this the other day and thought it turned out well.  It's still, obviously, too hot to cook, but I made it at night, then put it in the fridge and reheated it for lunch. Creole Corn Chowder 6 slices bacon, diced 1 c diced onion 1 c diced green bell pepper 1 c diced red bell pepper 1 c diced ham 2 c corn 1 can (14.5 oz) diced tomatoes, with juice 1/2 t oregano (dried) 1/2 t basil (dried) 1/2 t thyme (dried) 1 t crushed red pepper 1/2 t black pepper 1 c milk 2 T flour 2 T oil 1 c half-and-half Saute bacon in heavy pan until crisp.  Add onion and bell peppers; cook until limp.  Add ham, corn, tomatoes, tomato juice and seasonings.  Simmer 30 minutes.   Make a roux with the flour and oil in a saucepan.  Add roux to corn mixture and mix well.  Bring milk to boil in the microwave (or a saucepan).  Add milk to soup.  Simmer 15-20 minutes.  When ready to serve, add half-and-half and cook until hot.  Serves 6.  Serve with boiled lobster or any fish entree.* Adapte

What mamacita is...

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Watching I had a lot to say about it, then I realized I sounded like a pretentious twit.  Even more than usual. But can we discuss how gorgeous this interior is?   Terracotta walls, pink ombre pillow, bottle green couch ... swoon .

Affirmation by Kanye

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These two guys match up Kanye West's tweets to New Yorke r cartoons. Thought you might need some inspiration this morning.

I look like Paulie Walnuts today.

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I look like Paulie Walnuts today. , originally uploaded by houston mamacita . Time to get my hair did.