What Would Jane Austen Do?

Toby says that when he grows up he's going to be an inventor and a professional wrestler. His nom de guerre is going to be "Agent Tough." What do you call a sister of your mommy or daddy? My daddy's sister had two babies. I'm not sure if she's my aunt any more. I need to find some quarters. If you find a dollar you're really lucky. How much did you pay for your house? Do you rent your house or did you buy your house? When I grow up I'm going to live in a hotel. What is room service? Does an eagle lay a giant egg? Can a boy live with a boy? I'm going to live with my friend Noah. Noah never cuts his toenails. He's going to win the world record. We're going to split the money.

Like A Virgin is one of the Friday Five today at Amazon, meaning that it's a mere $5 to download. Which is nice if, say, you once developed a twirling routine to the title song, only to be cruelly shot down from performing in the fifth grade talent show, because you hadn't even known what a virgin was , and your parents watched you practice the routine over and over without pointing out that the principal and the music teacher might have some reservations about the music.