What Would Jane Austen Do?

this ...because last night at 4:00 am I was thinking about this: I graduated 11th (I think) in a class of 168.  Out of the people who graduated ahead of me, 5 are engineers--3 have MBAs; at least one has a patent 3 are MDs (one of whom also has an engineering degree) 1 is a DDS 1 is both a CPA and a CFP and is a partner in her firm Clearly the smart money was not on me in 1993. Next time put it all on black, Mom.

despite my best efforts. Highlights from Becca's recent Language Arts assignment, "How to Answer Questions in Complete Sentences": 1. My hero is... My hero is my gun shooting Granddaddy. 2. Why do you like to read? I do not like to read most books that arn't commics or short books. 3. Where did you get your new pair of shoes? My ant Pete. 4. Where can I find the library? in the Hights or in the city (tall buildings). 5. What is your favorite subject in school? Easy stuff is my favorite subject. 6. Who is the most important person in your life? I have a group of people: my famly, God, and, my pet monkey[?].

Statistic: I've had seven house guests in the last 10 days who stayed a total of seven nights in my two-bedroom house. News: This morning my car wouldn't start. And then the electricity went out. When I got to work the network was down. Back in a bit.

I've got $100 for whoever calls in a bomb threat to the Blue & Gold Banquet tonight. Think about it. Starts at 7.