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Hey, Baby, Que Paso?

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Holy shit, time goes by fast. I do owe you a follow-up: for the starter smackdown/ cookie contest, I made sausage balls and the Tartine gingerbread cookies. I really hesitated on the cookies, because I hatehatehatehate rolling out dough, but I was pretty happy with the way they turned out, so I guess you can say it was worth it. The cookies took third place, in spite of my FORMER BFF's not voting for me because she doesn't like "those old-fashioned, cake-like cookies." You are dead to me LVC. See if you get any maxi-pad crafted Christmas gift from me this year. Another awesome party we went to was the East End Christmas Toy Drive and Freddy Fender Tribute Concert. Los Skarnales and Umbrella Man played, and they were fucking fantastic. I'm still amazed that Umbrella Man hasn't broken out more--I expect they will be any day. [They're supposed to have a new album almost ready.] You can check them out on YouTube ; my favorite live performance is "Cumbi

Holidays on the TeeVee

Here is an amazing guide that not only includes movies, but also Christmas episodes of shows in re-runs. In case you missed Coach , "My True Love Gave to Me," back when it first aired. I will be setting the DVR for: Scrooged , Wednesday 11/30 at 9 pm (CST) on AMC. Santa Buddies , Thursday 12/1 at 7 pm on Disney Channel. Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas , Friday 12/2 at 7 pm on ABC Family. Home Alone , Saturday 12/3 at 5:10 pm on Encore. Crazy Christmas Lights (special), Saturday 12/3 at 6 pm on TLC. The Nightmare Before Christmas , Saturday 12/3 at 11 pm on ABC Family. A Charlie Brown Christmas , Monday 12/5 at 7 pm on ABC. Disney's Prep and Landing 2 , Monday 12/5 at 7:30 pm on ABC. The Pink Panther in: A Pink Christmas, Wednesday 12/7 at 5 pm on ABC Family. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation , Wednesday 12/7 at 8 pm on ABC Family. The Muppet Christmas Carol , Friday 12/09 at 12 noon on Discovery Kids (HUB). Frosty the Snowman , Frid

In It to Win It

So I'm invited to this cookie swap/contest again this year, and this year it also includes a "starter smackdown." So I have TWO CHANCES to win this thing. Come on people; help me out. Your best cookie recipe and your best appetizer recipe. Or even just tell me what you would most want to see in the competition.

What mamacita is...

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Thanksgiving edition Reading I have to agree with my friend Mike that this isn't my favorite of Sarah Vowell's books, but it's still a good read. Watching Listening to And now back to bed with that bottle of Nyquil.

How Married People Fight

"Don't fuck with me, son, I'll make you watch Wendy Williams."

Ren Fest Best Practices

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Papi had to hurry and finish his turkey leg before the Birds of Prey show started. Man, I love the Texas Renaissance Festival. We go every year with the kids. In the interest of public service, here's my list of Best Practices for the festival.   [1:21 video from School of Sword] Buying a ticket: This year there was a pretty good offer at Urban Dealight ( sic )--something to keep in mind for next year. If you try to buy on Craigslist, you won't get much of a discount, and it's usually people selling free passes they got in a pack. I used those one year, and they worked, but they made me awfully nervous.  If you've missed getting another deal, try to buy the tickets from one of the retail outlets (HEB, Woodforest Bank) or buy them from the website (where there is a "convenience charge." GRRR.) They are more expensive at the gate. This past weekend set attendance records--something like 42,000 on Saturday and 27,000 on Sunday. The lesson here is go

I dare you to go into Neiman's and pay with folded-up singles.

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I was going to say this must be a sign of the economic times, but it may in fact be a sign of the apocalypse.

Let's Get Excited for November

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October went out with a bang: two kids with gastrointestinal distress for Halloween. Onward and upward: Movember --I love it when people come together to do stupid shit like that Renaissance Festival Nonnie's birthday My mom's birthday Thanksgiving--hellz yeah, it's pie time, y'all. Nonnie and I will be cooking again. I've already been planning it for a month. Photo via Surviving Oz

What mamacita is...

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Listening to Happy Halloween, y'all. Our party is tonight. I hope to have pics later this weekend.

Rocking the Richie Tennenbaum Today

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I Get Email

from Daddy: Well, I went and bought some Rye and Sweet Vermouth in anticipation of creating the perfect Manhattan.   Results: Let's say I'm not a big fan of rye, but I can see acquiring the taste for it.  However, that vermouth crap is just NASTY!  Who can drink that shit and say they like the taste?  I had to catch the cat and lick his ass just to get that vermouth taste out of my mouth.  YUCK!  Pass the raw oysters and broccoli please.

What mamacita is...

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Reading This is a fine book. I like the chatty introductory bits before each recipe. The recipe for Figgy Piggy Drumsticks looks good, and it's hard to find fault with a chapter called "Things With Cheese." Really, though, I find that my cooking really always comes back to two places: 1. Ina Garten, The Barefoot Contessa , for those times when I'm having my fabulous Hamptons friends over in their matching pastel cashmere sweaters, and 2. Pam Anderson's How to Cook Without a Book , for those times I have to face the people who show up to my table every day and be told that according to Momma's Ridiculous Rules of Etiquette, one is required to wear a shirt to dinner. Watching If you ever get one of those free Redbox codes, use it on this. Just don't keep the movie for four days, because regret will set in. Listening to It's sometimes hard to listen to tribute albums, because you can't help but compare the remake to the original, all th

Work Woes

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1. THIS ^. 2a. My desk is essentially in the office lunchroom. That means I get to smell everything that everyone in the office eats. Most people are considerate of this, but one person is not. Last week for lunch she had garlic-dipped garlic sticks in garlic sauce. I had to leave the building. 2b. People keep leaving shit to rot in the refrigerator that sits 2 feet from my elbow. 2c. There are also numerous discussions of the condiment that dare not speak its name. 3. Sometimes the effort to avoid f-bombs is so great, I think I might sprain something. I know I shouldn't bitch, because I'm lucky to have a job. BUT BITCH I WILL. On the plus side: 1. I get adorable art projects from preschoolers all the time. 2. I get to see my friend Cayce all the time. 3. Old ladies bring us brownies all the time.

The Coolest Thing This Weekend

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I was walking into Spec's (world's greatest liquor store) on Saturday afternoon and there was a band playing outside on the patio. I stopped and listened for a while...and they were fantastic . There is nothing quite like live music, is there? Even though jazz isn't my thing, I loved them. But it seemed like an odd place for a gig; there were 16 musicians, plus a director--most were horns, plus a percussionist, a standing bass, and an electric guitar. It must have taken a while to set up. The only clue I had about who they were and what they were doing at Spec's was the name on the speakers: Conrad Johnson. WELL. It turns out that Conrad Johnson was the band director at Kashmere High School for many years. His band (of teenagers!) played original music he wrote; they had a recording contract and were sought-after all over town for parties. The Conrad Johnson Orchestra is a group of his former students who play semi-professionally now.   Their appearance at Sp

Snack of the Week

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Suddenly everyone in the house has gone crazy for Chessmen cookies and Lady Grey tea. Awfully civilized for this bunch of cretins.

Advice Needed

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Have any of you ever made salt cod--as in, cod baked in a salt dome? I have a ton of egg whites leftover from making ice cream*, and cod is on sale, so it seemed like a possibility. I was wondering how difficult it is; if it results in black smoke coming from the oven; and, most importantly, is it worth it? *So you wanna hear about that ice cream? 'Twas Pumpkin ice cream , and I thought it was delicious with gingersnaps.

Score!

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I was the first one in line this morning. Most of it is going up on eBay, but holla at your girl if there is something you desperately want.

LOL

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via Flubmaster Grand Flubby

Lock up your credit cards...

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Zara opened up their online shopping in the US today. [I wrote this down in my calendar weeks ago.] In the cart: Hello Kitty underpants (um, not for me, obvs.) a shiny puffer for the boy (Patago-who?) Emmet would hate this, but I'm dying over the silkscreened pocket protector . ponyskin flats Can anyone speak to the quality/ sizing of Zara shoes? I've never bought them before. A metallic clutch seems like a useful thing to have. This bag was in the September Martha . It looks gorgeous. And this chocolate suede number with convertible handles is pretty sweet, too. Yeah, that cart needs some editing...

Birthdays are awesome

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 Brownie cupcakes with brown sugar frosting, by Letitia. Homely and delicious .  Tulips from the Papi and the babes. Poster by my fan club. What, you don't have a fan club? Thanks e'rbody for a lovely day.

Textbook

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I think I achieved Nirvana when I found Textbook , the fashion blog that dresses literary and historical celebrities. Ever wonder what Anne Boleyn would wear? Or Viola from Twelfth Night ? Or Eleanor of Aquitane ? BTW, I've been slacking recently on the ol' blog, but I've been busy on Pinterest. Follow me there , if you like.

Neko Case

I guess this must have come out 189 years ago or something, but it's new to me.

The Boob Tube

First of all: here's an awesome Metafilter thread about pre-teen group adventure movies (think The Goonies , Space Camp , Spy Kids , etc.). Bookmark it. Next: Commercial Kings --boy did I love the idea behind this show. Local commercials can be pretty awesome. [I am privileged to live in the same town as Hilton Furniture -- and that's a F.A.C.T., Jack!] But these two assclowns are so condescending to their clients, and so bereft of cinematic skills (or so willing to ignore them) that they pretty much ruin the show. Just look at them -- did someone give them a hipster checklist? "Hoodie: check. Fauxhawk: check. Nerd glasses: check." Anyway, sometimes the commercials turn out well, and those are available on YouTube . Far better: Watch the shorts made by Kenny Powers, new MFCEO of K-Swiss. You will be glad you did.

Double-Check Their Credentials

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Emmet went to the dentist and cousin Cole tagged along. They charmed the nurses out of face masks and latex gloves, then they got fake mustaches from the prize box. Cole's plan was to go around telling people that they were midget dentists. [This was a welcome change of pace; on the way to the office, there was a 20-minute discussion about doo-doo .]

The Black Belles

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Did you see them on The Colbert Report last week? While I was watching them I kept thinking about Emmeline Grangerford from Huck Finn -- the one who wrote poetry , kept a scrapbook of obituaries and painted "And I Shall Never Hear Thy Sweet Chirrup Again Alas." I forgot how much I loved that book. Don't you think Jack White should dye his hair white as he gets older and start dressing like Mark Twain? Anyway, The Black Belles: thumbs up, I guess. For a Halloween party.

Happy Birthday to the Greatest Babe of All

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Babe Didrikson Zaharias would be 100 years old today. She was the greatest American athlete of the early 20th century. She was a basketball champ; she held world records and Olympic medals in track and field; she was even a competitive billiards player and bowler. At the age of 24 she took up golf, then she founded and dominated the LPGA. She's still the only woman to ever make the cut in a regular PGA tournament. Babe Zaharias was from Beaumont. She was my hero when I was a kid. A couple of weeks ago Becca picked up an old biography about the Babe and started reading it. It's really a shame the Babe isn't better known today -- but you can fix that. Earlier this month a new biography about her came out that you should read. Happy birthday, Babe!

Wimbledon Fashion Show

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Did you see Venus Williams' jumper at Wimbledon today? The bar is set HIGH, ladies. Photos via Getty

Your Kids Will Never Be "Bored" Again

Sarah's Fab Day: It's summer and I'm not so ship shape Papi came up with a brilliant solution to cries of "I'm so bored ." E&B started acting squirrelly and trying to change the channel when ads came on for Sylvan Learning Centers or Kumon or whatever. Papi asked why, and they said it's because they didn't want us to get any ideas about sending them there. So now when they say "I'm bored," we say, "well, we could always call Sylvan..."

If You're Aiming to Buy the Best Father's Day Present Ever...

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Check out the Nerf Super Soakers: I got Papi a pair of these Hydro Cannons so he could have some lovely bonding time with his children. [Don't mind the negative reviews of the Hydro Cannon -- for an adult, the pump action is easy and it delivers a good blast of water. Ask me how I know .] But if if you're looking for something more lightweight and maneuverable, the Thunderstorm might be the way to go. Extra clips are a must. However, it's no fun to play by yourself. So get him a pair, or better yet, buy something for the kids that will be dwarfed by dad's power. Life's a bitch, kiddo. This two-pack of Hydro Fury Water Blasters   should do the trick.