What Would Jane Austen Do?

Expect to see more of this picture. embroidered red Mexican dress purchased at grocery store no bra charcoal gray yoga pants hemmed (unevenly) with scissors pink cashmere socks navy Bean boots moth-eaten, 9 year-old black cardigan with non-functioning closures hair pulled back in rubber band from the newspaper And only an amateur would be satisfied with watering the plants, or unloading the dishwasher, in such an ensemble. A woman with real panache would wear it proudly through the drop-off line at school, waving like a pageant queen at everyone she knows.