I managed to raise a redneck anyway...

despite my best efforts. Highlights from Becca's recent Language Arts assignment, "How to Answer Questions in Complete Sentences":

1. My hero is...
My hero is my gun shooting Granddaddy.

2. Why do you like to read?
I do not like to read most books that arn't commics or short books.

3. Where did you get your new pair of shoes?
My ant Pete.

4. Where can I find the library?
in the Hights or in the city (tall buildings).

5. What is your favorite subject in school?
Easy stuff is my favorite subject.

6. Who is the most important person in your life?
I have a group of people: my famly, God, and, my pet monkey[?].

Comments

  1. house thingsJanuary 21, 2011 at 6:02 AM

    Way to go! Only it should be shootin not shooting.

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  2. KathyJanuary 21, 2011 at 11:04 AM

    Love it. I remember when my little brother was asked what his favorite subject in school was and he answered, "Lunch."

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  3. SGMJanuary 21, 2011 at 11:25 AM

    Oh my LAW. I love that girl.

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  4. Retro-luxeJanuary 22, 2011 at 6:28 PM

    "Easy stuff" was my favorite subject too!

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  5. EFT ManualJanuary 25, 2011 at 6:46 PM

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  6. Mrs.BFebruary 10, 2011 at 11:53 AM

    I teach...these answers are mild...LOL.

    "easy stuff" is a lot of kids fave subject!

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