There is a rumor going around that Bravo is casting a Real Housewives series for Houston. I'm a housewife in Houston! Well, at least as much as any of those other broads. So this is what I'm going to wear to the audition -- tell me what you think: Houston Barbie by Mamacita Items in this set: Cotton Twill Blazer , $34 Red Bow Pocket Skirt , 14 GBP The less work you have to do, the more professional you have to look, of course. Yolanda 120 patent pump , $660 Just your basic errand-running shoes. Nothing too high. 18K White Gold & Diamond Extra Large Hoops , $4,730 Houston Barbie will describe these as "simple, elegant." 1/2ct Diamond Cross Pendant | Overstock.com , $390 Jesus comes first in my life. Jesus and shiny things. It goes without saying: "simple, elegant" French manicure, Big Sexy Hair hairspray, and an "elegant" little trowel for putting on your makeup. It's modeled after my favorite Houston Barbie, Victoria Osteen . [Just bec...