Butt.
It tastes like butt. Am I doing something wrong?
The End of Mommy Blogs
I like to believe that's Dr. Pepper in the bottle. Papi had to talk me down off the ledge again last night. I was having my bimonthly emotional crisis*. This time it was brought on by reading too many good-mother blogs. When I first stumble across these I find them inspiring. The moms take professional-quality pictures of children in clothes that they personally sewed from vintage fabric. They make healthy dinners using the organic, locally-grown produce they find at the farmer's market, which of course their children are delighted to eat. Their children eschew Pokemon in favor of Waldorf toys and have yet to watch a television program. They go on "simple living" kicks while simultaneously posting at least daily about the perfectly hip items they found that they COULD buy, because they're also somehow not teetering on the brink of financial apocalypse. They live in mint-condition midcentury houses that are featured on Cookie's blog. All of these things...
Hmm.
ReplyDeleteI suppose it depends on whether or not you like the taste and on how you came to recognise the flavour.
These questions are maybe something you'd like to take to your priest.
Kind, if wary regards etc....
TPE
I've never had Naked brand, but--
ReplyDeleteeveryone in NYC is obsessed with Vita Coco so maybe that tastes better (I'm not a fan. It's weird).
My coconut loving friends swear by the real thing--cut open the coconut squeeze in a lime (just like the song!) add a tiny paper umbrella and drink.
Vita Coco in Passion Fruit or Pineapple. You start to like it after the first couple. Like beer.
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