Monday, August 30, 2010

Vote Mamacita!

Today is my 35th birthday. I'd like to take this opportunity to announce my candidacy for President of the United States.  Don't worry, there's a cabinet position for all of you who contribute big bucks to my campaign.

So here are my qualifications: 
1. My hair can get very big!  
2.  I completed a semester of law school!  
3.  I can practically see Mexico from my yard!

As for my platform, I'm still taking suggestions. Leave yours in the comments.


  1. Hey--it's my birthday, too! Happy happy Madame President!

  2. Well, Happy Birthday, Madame President! Platform: health care insurers must cover lipo!

  3. Happy Birthday Hooker!
    I want to be your Press Secretary!
    I'm assuming you'll keep Rahmbo on as Chief of Staff...Put my office next to his.