What Would Jane Austen Do?

birthday purse , originally uploaded by houston mamacita . Letitia made me a purse for my birthday. Don't you love the print? Thanks, L.

We decided to get the kiddos a vending machine. It's their high-tech lemonade stand -- a way to learn about business and making money, yadda yadda. We set it up at my office. This picture captures the only instant that they were helpful at all.

Stupid Gustav ruined my birthday plans. The threat of being unable to return to Houston means that I wasn't with my family tonight at my own birthday party. They were sitting on the deck of my parents' house eating grilled shrimp and drinking hurricanes WITHOUT ME. Oh, the injustice of it all. [Plus, the stupid hurricane is going in at LAFAYETTE, and not for two more days. Stupid stupid local weather people getting themselves in a lather over nothing.] So let's drink. Hurricane (makes one drink) 1.5 oz. light rum 1/5 oz. dark rum 2 oz. passionfruit juice 1 oz. fresh lime juice 1 oz. unsweetened pineapple juice 1 tsp. grenadine 1 tsp. simple syrup or superfine sugar orange slice maraschino cherry That's a lot of ingredients. Better to make in a batch, I say. So, yeah, blend 'em up and serve. To me, tonight. image: Wikipedia

because I HATE IT. And fucking Nancy Grace is probably going to come after me for royalties.

Today is a big day in the blogosphere. It's the birthday of the three muses, Susannah , Biddy , and Moi-- The Gorgeous Ladies of Blogging . Happy birthday to my bloggie-triplets! I shall raise a glass to you tonight. And to me, and to ... J. Crew ... and brunettes with big asses ... and cookies ... and all other lovely things in this world. It's gonna be a long night. *Yeah, her birthday is technically one day and *mumblesomething* years behind ours, but we claim her anyway.

Any chance we could be evacuated TODAY for the hurricane? Because today works for me.

Was there a Synchronized Beach Jiggling event at the Olympics this year? Part of a gallery of great photos from the Olympics. [The site is NSFW, though the photos themselves are not.] HT: Kottke , as ever.

Watching I know I'm late to the party, but Adrien Brody is sooo adorable. Listening to Loving The end of astro-acne?

Start with a design... Have you ever wanted to design your own fabric? Spoonflower lets you come up with a design that they print on cotton for $16 a yard. In the words of a satisfied user : I am an architect and have been working with programs like Photoshop for years, but Spoonflower really opened up a new world for me: fabric design. It's a service that let's you upload an image to a web site and the company prints the design as a pattern on 100% cotton fabric. Their customer service is great, and I think the fabric is reasonably-priced: it costs $18/yard, not counting shipping, and an individual 8x8-inch swatch is $5. The site is still in beta, so I had to request an invite to use Spoonflower, but a week after contacting them I was experimenting with patterns and ordering fabric. Check out the flickr pool . End with a skirt. HT: Cool Tools

Actually, we get TWO drinks this week. Who doesn't like a twofer? First, the IKEA dinner. Carl* (Mr. Cayce) got some tickets to the Swedish Club of Houston dinner at IKEA. IKEA was having a special Crawfish Party to introduce their new Executive Chef. The chef served up some Swedish specialties: meatballs, lingonberry sauce, dill-flavored crawfish (served cold), some crispbread and Havarti. I guess you, uh, have to be Swedish to fully appreciate those things. But it was a nice party anyway. The Swedish are very big on drinking songs, and they had a songbook at every place (along with a silly hat and bib -- also traditional). We learned a great Swedish drinking song, which went something like this: Ååååååååååååååååååååååååååååååååå Gåååååååååååååååååååååååååååååååå Oh, and to drink they offered lingonberry juice, though you could buy Shiner Blonde or vodka shots, too. So the natural thing was to put the vodka in lingonberry juice, which wasn't bad. We have dubbed t...

The frenemy of my frenemy is my ...?

Here's the deal: the theme for the Fall Festival this year is "I Love Rock 'n Roll." So for the poster, I'd like to do something "inspired by" a vintage concert poster. The design has to really communicate "rock and roll" because the actual concert information will be replaced with info about the school carnival. If you have a favorite vintage-style concert poster, I'd like to see it. If I end up using your design, I'll send you a batch of Nutella cookies. So put a link in the comments or email me. Or text HOTTIE to 54321. That's another good way to reach me. P.S. I am quite aware that Flatt and Scruggs are not a rock 'n roll act.

Reading Obviously, James Lileks is a genius, because he's setting us up with a real-life mystery so we'll keep tuning in. Reading Have I ever mentioned how much I love Alexis Stewart? She is, to use a tired phrase, my girl crush . I would follow her around like a drooling dweeb if we ever met. Reading I was really anxious to get this book, and I haven't been disappointed. If you're a fan of installation art or graphic design, you will love it.

The first PTA meeting of the year is tonight. You can't even stand the sexxxy . BTW, did you know that Donna Reed won an Oscar for playing a prostitute? It's true. You never know about those mom-types.

You are THE MAN.

Tomorrow is Becca's birthday, and this describes one side of her personality. The other side is all sweetness and light, but watch out for this one. [I have no idea where she gets that moodiness. None. ] Dark and Stormy 2 oz. dark rum* 8 oz. ginger beer** twist of lime Serve over ice. *Most traditional is Gosling's Black Rum. **Ginger beer is nonalcoholic. You can substitute ginger ale if you wish. photo via

Reading Reading Reading I'm well-stocked with material for the plane ride home.

Muscongus Bay harbor in moonlight , originally uploaded by houston mamacita . Boats in the haabah, Muscongus Bay, Round Pond, Maine

Went to the Farnsworth Art Museum yesterday. I hadn't planned to go in, having seen the Wyeths in the permanent collection already, but I saw that there was a big Alex Katz exhibition. It turns out that it was an exhibition of paintings that Alex Katz had donated to the museum -- works of other artists. But I was glad that I went anyway. There was also a Louise Nevelson exhibition. I'm not a huge fan of hers, but it was an interesting experience. They had works from her very early days, when she was painting, all the way through her most prolific days of sculpture. I always like seeing an artist's progression, watching how they work out ideas for themselves. Okay, that's all the pretentiousness I have for now. P.S. Alex Katz spends his summers in Lincolnville, ME; Louise Nevelson is from Rockland and Hunt Slonem is from Kittery. Didn't know that.

nasturtiums , originally uploaded by houston mamacita . These nasturtiums were humongous. Those leaves are the size of tortillas.