...you should think about getting this one from the Gap. Bless their little hearts, they're trying so hard these days. I just wish I could show them $160 worth of love.
I used to buy everything from the Gap and now I never even walk in there anymore.
btw - afton oaks is so overpriced. all those houses I showed were - but you know what - people from all over the US are shocked at how cheap everything is here. We really are spoiled rotten in Texas. In CA and NY they pay so much for nothing but a room or two.
You are a total hoser if you don’t dress up for Halloween. Granted, I haven’t dressed up in a few years, but I am about to change that this year. I have an idea … but it’s a surprise! Actually, I have lots of Halloween ideas. I’ve put together a few sample ideas for some of my favorite bloggers. If you find yourself in need of inspiration, send me a link to your blog, or just describe what you’re doing on Halloween night, and I’ll give you a hand. Emily and Rob : Alice and Ralph Kramden ! Soletrain : ODB . Wouldn’t you pay money to see Uncle John wearing a grill? Anyway, I’m sure he already has the outfit. He just needs to accessorize with a 40. Bunny Tomerlin : Goth princess . Because I bet she’s never even worn PVC. (Polyvore set via Haley ) Grosgrain Garage : preppy Jesus – Bonnanos, tunic with gingham trim and a ribbon belt, pearls worn as a thorny crown Megan: Now that she's succumbed to making wreaths , Mega...
God, this is horrifying. I wonder if she's as embarrassed as I am. OW! Ow MOTHERFUCKER! Okay, this hurts less than childbirth, but only because it doesn't last as long. What is she saying? I wish I spoke Vietnamese. I think I outweigh the entire staff combined. Dude, where is she going? They need a picture on this ceiling. They would probably put up a picture of Hannah Montana. I will not think about Miley Cyrus. I will not think about Miley Cyrus. Hey, I bet my nails are dry. I wonder if the liquor store next door sells ice. Next time I'm paying more for a place with numbing cream. Which is worse -- being her or being me? OW. Me. At times like this it's good to have some poetry memorized. 'Twas brillig and the ... the ... Dammit. HOW BIG IS MY VAGINA? She could have mowed the back 40 by now. God, how come nobody told me this shit was growing halfway down my leg? Did I water the clematis last night? Next time: vodka first. Next time: Vicodin first.
If I were going to buy a purse...I'd get one that would make it easy for the wife to find things, then I'd give the damn thing to HER
ReplyDeleteI used to buy everything from the Gap and now I never even walk in there anymore.
ReplyDeletebtw - afton oaks is so overpriced. all those houses I showed were - but you know what - people from all over the US are shocked at how cheap everything is here. We really are spoiled rotten in Texas. In CA and NY they pay so much for nothing but a room or two.
I gave Target $50.00 worth of love and came out with two cute purses. It's purse heaven over there right now!
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