The King's Speech is every bit as wonderful as you were hoping it would be. Colin Firth, OMG. (Is that an order of knighthood? It should be.) I know the movie isn't playing everywhere, but if I were even within two hours of a theater (MOM) I would rush to see it.
FYI: It was showing on two screens at the theater I went to, and all showings were selling out. I think it's going to break records for per-screen average revenues.
Going to see it on Wednesday--can't wait--although I expect to cry through half of it. My son had a terrible stutter when he was really little. Thank god for speech therapy.
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Going to see it on Wednesday--can't wait--although I expect to cry through half of it. My son had a terrible stutter when he was really little. Thank god for speech therapy.
ReplyDeleteEven still, you probably won't cry; it's really funny.
ReplyDeleteHere in the middle of nowhere, it's not playing. I call Bullshit.
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