Sunday, September 14, 2008

Dear Family,

I have so enjoyed our time together, all 12 of us in this house together. I just wanted to point out a couple of things: There is a reason I never brought up modern art with you. I don't actually care what you think about Jeff Koons. Also, I wasn't soliciting your opinions on immigrants who don't speak English fluently, or on Hillary Clinton. I thought I was doing us all a favor by not bringing it up. Maybe you could play along for a few more days?


P.S. Texas forbids the sale of hard liquor on Sundays; let us try to make the best of these difficult hours.


  1. Glad to hear you got outta Dodge to ride out the storm. Hope all is well with Papi & the Casita!

  2. LMAO. Breathe in. Breathe out.

    P.S. Give Texas a big tongue kiss for me. I miss her.