Tuesday, February 12, 2008

For the Love of God, People

There are two things I need to get off my chest:

1) The word "gift" is not a verb. It is a noun; it cannot be conjugated. Say it with me Oprah, "Gayle gave me a candle." "We gave the guests a party favor."

2) It is not within human power to "bless" anything. Humans may ask the blessing of God (or whomever), but they cannot do the blessing themselves.

Let's all work together to eliminate this insidious bad grammar before Mamacita completely LOSES HER SHIT on somebody.

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