Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Awkward Teenage Nephew: 2008 Gift Guide

I hope you have an awkward teenage nephew, if only to remind you of how very glad you are not to be 15 any more. I have one -- a kid who already has long hair in his eyes and who only communicates in grunts and nods. The boy is on his way. This is what he needs for Christmas:


  1. I have one, alright. Only he's not a nephew: I spawned him. And he's in to Japanese anime and weird shit like that.

  2. Mamacita, clearly all this boy needs is some "Understand Your Mother Breath Spray." Found here: http://www.blueq.com/shop/item/114-productId.125837682.html#
    Love, love, love your blog Mamacita!
    Happy Holidays to you and yours!