Wednesday, October 19, 2011

I Get Email

from Daddy:
Well, I went and bought some Rye and Sweet Vermouth in anticipation of creating the perfect Manhattan.   Results: Let's say I'm not a big fan of rye, but I can see acquiring the taste for it.  However, that vermouth crap is just NASTY!  Who can drink that shit and say they like the taste?  I had to catch the cat and lick his ass just to get that vermouth taste out of my mouth.  YUCK!  Pass the raw oysters and broccoli please.

4 comments:

  1. Hmm... and all of a sudden I have a much deeper understanding of where you get your outlook on life. :)

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  2. I've read the whole email about 5 times and I laugh every single time at the cat's ass part, like a little dumb baby.

    (Also, there was a V-Talk Summer's Eve ad on your sidebar. What jacknut created that ad campaign?)

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  3. Rye whiskey is good. I like it because it is not as sweet as bourbon. Good vermouth is the key to a good manhattan. Did he buy the cheap stuff? Gallo? That is shit! Another thing-- vermouth has a short shelf life. So if he went to a shitty liquor store like the one in my neighborhood where the liquor bottles have dust on them, he might have gotten a bad batch. Just sayin'.

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  4. Gotta get Noilly Prat sweet vermouth. And only use a little bit. Never more than half a shot. Plus, if you can find Canadian Rye, it's smooth as glass. Quite tasty.

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