You Can't Take Me Anywhere

Why, oh why, did I feel compelled to make a reference to Viagra in a meeting with a church committee where I work? Am I now just incapable of being appropriate?

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  1. drwendeJanuary 28, 2009 at 7:32 PM

    Why, oh why, are you not telling us the full story of this reference?

    Inquiring minds want to know.

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  2. mamacitaJanuary 28, 2009 at 10:30 PM

    We were in a meeting, and I was giving a demonstration of the updated website I'm working on for them. They wanted to make sure that our site would come up in Google searches, and I was telling them that a whole industry has popped up around Search Engine Optimization, driven in large part by sham Viagra sellers.

    You could practically hear the room cringe.

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  3. *moggit girlsJanuary 29, 2009 at 7:39 AM

    I don't know (sounds like something we'd do actually) but we love your labels for this post!
    Joy and Janet

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  4. Sarah's Fab DayJanuary 29, 2009 at 4:54 PM

    I love this story, don't feel bad when you just speak the truth. I mean there is like 50 erectile dysfuntion ad on TV, they're just acting all holy because they were in a pack.

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2009 at 5:44 AM

    What? Protestants don't have sex in their golden years?

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