Team Bethenny Forever


Mmmm... I feel like I just had a heaping helping of CRAZY. God, I loved that show.

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  1. a.April 23, 2008 at 5:30 AM

    I can actually most identify with her in terms of age, etc. and she is great with those one liners!

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  2. AnonymousApril 23, 2008 at 10:30 AM

    My DVR went on the fritz and deleted the finale. Arrrgh.

    One of my favorite moments on the show was when Bethenny introduced the Countess to the driver and got a lecture on Countess etiquette. Too funny. -Julia

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  3. Paul PincusMay 3, 2008 at 1:11 PM

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  4. Paul PincusMay 3, 2008 at 1:45 PM

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  5. Paul PincusMay 3, 2008 at 1:47 PM

    I could not get enough of Bethenny, Jill and Ramona...but that strange Alex really freaked me out. I can't wait for season two. Do you remember Bethenny from Martha Stewart's Apprentice?

    Cheers.

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  6. mamacitaMay 3, 2008 at 6:10 PM

    I didn't watch the Martha Stewart version of The Apprentice, but I did know that Bethenny was the runner-up.

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