And Now for Something Completely Different…
Guest Post by Papi Chulo
So Mamacita has left town with the kiddos and headed for the great outdoors (well, apparently there is a golf resort of some sort involved, but it still counts as a campout because there are trees, lakes, and Coleman stoves involved).
She asked, as she headed out the door, if I would mind putting up a quick ‘guest’ post for her gentle readers to tide them over until her return ( or until she finds an unsecured wireless network.)
“Sure”, I said, “I could post up something about the Pandora”… Her eyes rolled …” or maybe play through Oregon Trail using my real life friends names inserted and post everyone’s fates?” She shook her head.
“Maybe the inherent evils of Sarbanes Oxley?” I offered.
“Sure” she finally conceded “but at least make it humorous, make a list of wacky fantasy stuff you could do while your wife and children are away, like hiring a hooker…”
“Hiring hookers isn’t something people fantasize about, I think its something they settle for” I retorted.
“You know what I mean, just make it interesting”.
“You mean like watching ‘the King of Kong’ on pay-per-view?”
“Not exactly. Look, just please don’t make it something long and rambling and pointless.”
…So anyway, WWJAD should return to its regularly scheduled programming shortly.
So Mamacita has left town with the kiddos and headed for the great outdoors (well, apparently there is a golf resort of some sort involved, but it still counts as a campout because there are trees, lakes, and Coleman stoves involved).
She asked, as she headed out the door, if I would mind putting up a quick ‘guest’ post for her gentle readers to tide them over until her return ( or until she finds an unsecured wireless network.)
“Sure”, I said, “I could post up something about the Pandora”… Her eyes rolled …” or maybe play through Oregon Trail using my real life friends names inserted and post everyone’s fates?” She shook her head.
“Maybe the inherent evils of Sarbanes Oxley?” I offered.
“Sure” she finally conceded “but at least make it humorous, make a list of wacky fantasy stuff you could do while your wife and children are away, like hiring a hooker…”
“Hiring hookers isn’t something people fantasize about, I think its something they settle for” I retorted.
“You know what I mean, just make it interesting”.
“You mean like watching ‘the King of Kong’ on pay-per-view?”
“Not exactly. Look, just please don’t make it something long and rambling and pointless.”
…So anyway, WWJAD should return to its regularly scheduled programming shortly.
You get kudos for working hookers and Sarbanes-Oxley in the same post. :)
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