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So it turns out that Target is a great source for fuck-me pumps. Check out these:










Or, if you don't want to talk about fucking (hi Cayce!), check out these:

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  1. letitiaSeptember 5, 2007 at 10:53 PM

    those maryjane's look like an essential part of any pre-school teacher's wardrobe.

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  2. JessicaSeptember 6, 2007 at 12:54 PM

    I'm wearing those gold heels, but in brown, as I type. Own them in black too. Love em! I think I need the pair next to them too.

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  3. BiddySeptember 6, 2007 at 1:00 PM

    yep they are just plain HOTT!! I shall order every pair because we all know Biddy could use some bow chicka bow wow

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 6, 2007 at 8:45 PM

    What! No open toe pumps. These just won't do!

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  5. mamacitaSeptember 6, 2007 at 9:04 PM

    Anonymous -- Bonjour! That first pair is peep-toe.

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  6. kellySeptember 12, 2007 at 10:29 AM

    those are from target? you are kidding me! i never check out shoes there. usually because i've got two little ones in tow, & i don't think they'd be too happy. but that settles it. next time i'm there i'm making an official detour!

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