Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Dear James Taylor,

Let's talk about your hat.

I appreciate your thriftiness in purchasing a Simplicity pattern and making both a sweatshirt AND a hat out of that fleecy material that's always on sale. But let's be honest -- you've been phoning it in for years with your albums, harvesting the money that baby boomers who remember your better days are willing to spend in order to feel 25 again. [Your pal Jimmy Buffet was a real prince to let you in on his business model.] And I know Carly didn't bleed you dry with alimony demands, either. So maybe next time you could pony up for a real hat. You'll feel better when you look better -- trust me.

Yours,
Mamacita

5 comments:

  1. i haven't liked him since i found out that he won't even speak to carly simon.

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  2. That album shot is missing the rest of the title. It's "James Taylor Covers His Hilariously Bald Head".

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  3. Come on, guy. Give it up.
    Couldn't agree with you more Mamacita. And is it me or does it look like he's had some "sprucing up"...?

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  4. That cover photo is definitely photoshopped within an inch of its life.

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  5. Not to mention the crazy laser eyes and the dyed eyebrows.

    *shiver*

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