Saturday, July 11, 2009

Dear Jamie,

You know you look like a tremendous douche, right?

The jeans and flip flops say, "I plan on catching an infectious disease at Glastonbury," but the jacket says, "What time is the Pet Shop Boys concert?" and the hat says, "I like to steal hats from tiny old men." So really, Mr. Oliver, I'd choose just one statement and go with it.

via Paul Smith's blog

P.S. to Mr. Smith -- maybe you should stop playing with matches.


  1. No way -- a Texas tuxedo is a tuxedo jacket, shirt, and bow tie paired with creased jeans and cowboy boots. Not my taste, my far, far better than looking at Jamie Oliver's disgusting feet.

  2. If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it must be a duck.

  3. Too funny! I do enjoy his cooking show, great lil entertaining from shopping, prep & the main dish.