Saturday, September 5, 2009

What mamacita is ...



I've nursed a crush on P.J. O'Rourke for almost two decades now.

Watching


The next time I get a movie from Netflix and Letitia says, "Oh, Mike and I loved that movie!" I think I'm going to return it unopened.

He's a lovable slob! Who majored in philosophy! He likes Josie and the Pussycats! He's good with kids! He and his friends dress like 15 year-olds! They make up zen koans about sex!

No one in this movie can act his way out of a paper bag, and the combination of book-jacket philosophy and 1998 fashion is more than my senses can take. Furthermore, I have to disagree with Roger Ebert: every line in this movie was entirely predictable. There has never been a less-sexy movie. It made Flipper look like an erotic thriller. F minus.

1 comment:

  1. PJ O ROURKE IS MY PERSONAL HERO/ICON/WORDGOD. He is the funniest thing ever.

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