The Bikini Wax: An Internal Dialogue
God, this is horrifying. I wonder if she's as embarrassed as I am. OW! Ow MOTHERFUCKER! Okay, this hurts less than childbirth, but only because it doesn't last as long. What is she saying? I wish I spoke Vietnamese. I think I outweigh the entire staff combined. Dude, where is she going? They need a picture on this ceiling. They would probably put up a picture of Hannah Montana. I will not think about Miley Cyrus. I will not think about Miley Cyrus. Hey, I bet my nails are dry. I wonder if the liquor store next door sells ice. Next time I'm paying more for a place with numbing cream. Which is worse -- being her or being me? OW. Me. At times like this it's good to have some poetry memorized. 'Twas brillig and the ... the ... Dammit. HOW BIG IS MY VAGINA? She could have mowed the back 40 by now. God, how come nobody told me this shit was growing halfway down my leg? Did I water the clematis last night? Next time: vodka first. Next time: Vicodin first.
My husband and I *heart* Joel McHale, so I really, really wanted to like it. But neither of us thought it was that great. We'll give it one more shot. For Joel.
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts exactly.
ReplyDeleteI didn't even understand it...why are they in school? What's happening? I hope it gets better with #2.
ReplyDeleteI didn't watch it but I LOVE Joel McHale I figured I'd catch it OnDemand. Sounds like I should skip it..yes, no?
ReplyDeleteI know, I love him too, but this just ... wasn't good. I'm hoping maybe they were just trying to get things set up, and maybe it will get better next week. You could just wait for that.
ReplyDeleteI have a very simple, no-fail method for picking out comedies...if the commercials aren't funny, the show won't be either. This one didn't sell me by the commercials so I didn't even put it on the short list...sorry Joel.
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