Cthulu Was Here

Today I started doing the work of two people, still with my part-time hours and no pay increase, of course. It was coming in from all sides, so right now I'm hiding under my desk. Don't worry, I found some Cheez-Its under here; I should be fine for a while.

The best part of today was the "Wishing to Join" card that some kid left in a collection plate:
Date: 6-6-06
Name: vampire
Home: 1563 Lodge Center
Work: killing demons
Birthdate: 1891, April 1
Have you been baptized: No
Transferring from: waste management

Comments

  1. Retro-luxeSeptember 28, 2009 at 8:20 PM

    I love it! How creative...probably a True Blood enthusiast. I tell you Mamacita, that show is good!!!

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  2. nannieSeptember 29, 2009 at 10:50 PM

    Maybe he's related to our fellow alumnus: Overlord Vicivus from fbook!

    Who is no longer there, causing you to do the work of two minions, or are you drinking the koolade now?

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  3. mamacitaSeptember 30, 2009 at 10:00 AM

    The other secretary left. They have not asked me to preach yet, unfortunately.

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