All About Papi

My friend Christy posted this on Facebook about her other half, and I thought it might serve as an introduction to the wonder that is Papi Chulo:

1. He's sitting in front of the TV, what is on the screen?
Lost, Heroes, or some other shitty sci-fi. Really, there is no sci-fi depth to which the man will not sink.

2. You're out to eat; what kind of dressing does he get on his salad?
Ranch.

3. What's one food he doesn't like?
Swiss cheese. Result of a one-time overdose in high school.

4. You go out to eat and have a drink. What does he order?
Bourbon or diet Coke; possibly both.

5. Where did he go to high school?
Bridge City High School, with all the cool people.

6. What size shoe does he wear?
Size 12. I'm a lucky lady.

7. If he was to collect anything, what would it be?
Comic books.

8. What kind of sandwich does he like?
Muffuletta.

9. What would he eat every day if he could?
Bacon. And why can't he?

10. What is his favorite cereal?
His answer was "cheese grits."

11. What would he never wear?
A Speedo. Too much sexy, you know.

12. What is his favorite sports team?
Bridge City Cardinals! Or the Astros.

13. Who did he vote for?
Obama

14. Who is his best friend?
Mamacita (awww)

15. What is something you do that he wishes you wouldn't do?
He wouldn't admit to anything, but the answer is probably "spend money."

16. What is his favorite color?
Yellow.

17. You bake him a cake for his birthday; what kind of cake?
Tres leches, except I would buy it at El Bolillo.

18. Did he play sports in high school?
Bahahahahahahahaha

19. What could he spend hours doing?
Playing video games; laughing at the previous question.

20. What is one unique talent he has?
He can flap his wrist until it hits both his hand and his forearm. It's quite a sight.

Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Papi Chulo!

Comments

  1. This is great! I love learning all about your family!

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  2. Woo hoo for Papi! Cheese grits are a far superior option than cereal. Obviously, the man has refined taste.

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  3. I don't know about the size 12 shoes, but he does make beautiful babies. And he is the best son-in-law EVER!

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  4. "bacon--and why can't he?"

    This is a good guy.

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  5. That was pretty awesome...sounds like a keeper!

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