Bears in Captivity

I did not know that life could be this good.

Toby Keith has a fashion line. Yes, that Toby Keith: the one who reminds me of a down-low version of my idiot sleazeball ex-brother-in-law.*

Nice perm.

Let's just see what Mr. Keith has dreamed up for our gentlemen to wear.

You better work, Covergirl.

Hott. Flaming, even.

Just in time for the Right Said Fred Reunion Tour.

What a terrific collection! Thanks, Toby!

Note shaved armpit.


Hey, Toby, can you spell overcompensating?
I'll give you a hint: it starts with an "O."

*Oh, the stories I could tell. Here is a good one: my other (idiot, slightly-less-sleazy-but-with-more-felonies) ex-brother-in-law, Marc, had picked up a few arrowheads and was showing Jacob (Toby Keith doppelganger) his collection. Jacob asked, "So how did you find those? Did you use a metal detector or something?"

Couldn't make it up if I tried.

Comments

  1. Jealous BitchFebruary 23, 2009 at 11:03 AM

    Thank you for the gift of Toby Keith's idea of fashion. OMG. That was hilarious.

    ReplyDelete
  2. CashmereLibrarianFebruary 23, 2009 at 11:05 AM

    I'm going to pretend I never saw this.
    Kinda turns my stomach.

    ReplyDelete
  3. hello gorgeousFebruary 23, 2009 at 3:49 PM

    My husband dresses like that... after he comes home and changes out of his Dockers.

    He doesn't want women following him around all day.

    ReplyDelete

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