Summertime Blues

About six weeks ago, I was in a groove. My hair looked good, I was going to the gym all the time, and I was eating really well. I was up in the morning and sleeping through the night.

Now it's all gone to shit. My hair looks like ass, I haven't seen the gym in a couple of weeks, and I've plowed through most of the Ben and Jerry's product line in the last week or so. I woke up this morning at 3 (and that was after taking melatonin last night). God dammit.

I guess I still have it better than Letitia -- her AIR CONDITIONER is out. People, it's 94 degrees and 90 percent humidity here. Say a little prayer for her a.c., would you?

Oh, and while I'm on the TMI parade, there's this:



(except they forgot the crying jags)

Comments

  1. BiddyJuly 21, 2008 at 1:44 PM

    dude...i'm right there with you. only i haven't been to the gym in a friggin YEAR.

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  2. SaminaJuly 21, 2008 at 2:55 PM

    I just went back to "Gym" last week after breaking up with him acouple months ago. I must say some things never change. Same greasy old men, with their nasty taco meat out, not working out but walking around, and the 500 pound smelly lady doing the bike 5x a week for an hr and not losing a ounce.

    Your not missing a thing. Do what makes you happy. I might break up with "gym" again for "ben & jerrys"

    http://coutureliving.blogspot.com/

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  3. Sarah's Fab DayJuly 21, 2008 at 7:45 PM

    Seriously you have no idea how me this post is. I did finally get a haircut and actually drug my ass to the gym today. I don't think I've seen the interior of the gym in well about...4 months.

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  4. fashiongirlJuly 22, 2008 at 9:07 PM

    OMG that's hilarious!!!!

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