halloween haul


halloween haul, originally uploaded by houston mamacita.

Oh, hello. Are you a person who gave out pretzels or granola bars to trick-or-treaters? Or perhaps toothbrushes, books, or apples? FUCK YOU IN THE NOSTRIL, lady; I hope you never eat a Reese's Cup ever again.

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  1. JennyNovember 1, 2008 at 6:33 AM

    huge (bigger than full size) candy bars. The catch? They were attached to a leaflet about Jews for Jesus.

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  2. mamacitaNovember 1, 2008 at 9:29 AM

    I knew it! Jesus likes Snickers, too.

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  3. AmandaNovember 1, 2008 at 10:22 AM

    AHahah. Molly did the EXACT same thing. She promptly put those pretzels and animal crackers into the "pass out to others" bowl!

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  4. BiddyNovember 1, 2008 at 11:20 PM

    hey! i passed out pretzels, bitch! ok, i didn't buy them. my grandmother did. but the pretzels were accompanied by chocolate and skittles and suckers and starbursts.

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  5. mamacitaNovember 2, 2008 at 8:50 PM

    Dude, SKIP the pretzels. They bring seriously bad candy karma for you. And shame on you for blaming your grandma!

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