Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Happy Birthday, Heloise

I almost forgot about this auspicious day. Okay, here's my Ode-to-Heloise tip: If you're taking a salad to a luncheon [I know this happens to you all the time, Punter], line the bowl with lettuce leaves. That makes the bowl look pretty, and when the luncheon is over you can just toss everything left in the bowl, including the lettuce leaves. Then the inside of your bowl won't be quite as disgusting as you transport it home.

*deep bow*
Thank you very much.

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