Holy Shit

The rumors are true, dear readers: Mamacita has re-entered the workforce as ... a church secretary! I had to go three whole hours this morning without swearing. I'm pretty sure I haven't managed such a feat since I was 11. I don't know what I would do if this were a full-time gig.

Anyway, I was thinking of this clip all day:

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  1. Ben W. BrumfieldMay 15, 2008 at 9:25 PM

    Ooooh. You MUST start an anonymous and catty work-blog. Then let us know where to find it.

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  2. mamacitaMay 16, 2008 at 12:44 AM

    Where I could post my cackling about the Methodists' idea of communion?

    My friends are already threatening to send the blog address to the Senior Pastor.

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  3. letitiaMay 16, 2008 at 12:07 PM

    Oh, like the senior pastor isn't a frequent commenter on WWJAD.

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