Happy Blogiversary to Me


That's right, ladies and germs -- today is my dumb blog's first birthday. That's 409 posts of pure brilliance. I know you're as excited as I am.

In honor of the big day, I thought I would give away a batch of Nutella cookies. If you're interested, leave a comment on this post and I will pick a winner at random. Even if Nutella isn't your thing, I think the traditional gift for a blogger's first anniversary is the gift of delurking.

Thanks so much for reading! Have a Bellini for me tonight.

Comments

  1. MrsEmMay 16, 2008 at 4:32 PM

    Delurking and bellinis...a good combo.

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  2. AnonymousMay 16, 2008 at 4:35 PM

    Happy blogiversary! So glad you are here. I love having your funny voice as a constant. :-)

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  3. AnonymousMay 16, 2008 at 6:34 PM

    ummm...nuttella! Your cokiness rewarded by cookies...BRILLIANT!

    Happy Blogiversary, Sister!

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  4. SoletrainMay 16, 2008 at 8:32 PM

    Just remember, if you use my recipe, I expect royalties.

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  5. JennyMay 16, 2008 at 8:58 PM

    Love the blog - glad to have the push to delurk. Especially love the title!

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  6. mamacitaMay 16, 2008 at 11:16 PM

    Welcome, Jenny! Letitia and Uncle John are both from Northern VA. Y'all sure do have some fine schoolin' up yonder.

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  7. AnonymousMay 17, 2008 at 2:12 AM

    what?! nutella cookies? i must know. funny, just made nutella ice cream from chocolate & zucchini via amateur gourmet. a little rich but yum!

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  8. MeanderMay 18, 2008 at 7:53 AM

    hello darling, just started reading your blog - loved it from the first picture: a there is nothing better than a good bellini. I have a bartender friend that makes an amazing faux bellini with peach schnopps and champagne (nothing like the real thing of course, but something you should def. try). congrats on the anniversary!

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  9. Pigtown*DesignMay 19, 2008 at 1:01 PM

    almost 500 posts in a year! how do you find the time? you crack me up and i love reading you! keep up the good work.

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  10. SaraMay 19, 2008 at 5:08 PM

    Yay! Good for you!

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