Oh Yes, They Did



I'm not sure there's anything I can add to this. Via AT: The Kitchen.

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  1. MrsEmJuly 13, 2007 at 11:54 AM

    Ohhhh Noooooo! I really need to try that!

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  2. SaraJuly 13, 2007 at 1:29 PM

    Um, I'm usually on board with any combination Vosges produces. This one, however, I'm a bit doubtful about.

    Luckily for me I only eat dark chocolate, so I'm not even tempted to try it.

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  3. PapiJuly 13, 2007 at 2:20 PM

    You had me at 'Bacon'

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  4. BiddyJuly 16, 2007 at 1:31 PM

    this seriously scares me...

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