Weekend Wrap-Up

We had a good time this weekend at Red Hill, which is now officially the Redneck Capital of the United States. How come nobody ever told me that rednecks have their own tribal tattoos? They look soooo delicious on a flabby bicep the color of a marshmallow. Rowr.

Now I need it to PLEASE QUIT RAINING in Houston so I can send the kids OUTSIDE tomorrow.

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  1. "They look soooo delicious on a flabby bicep the color of a marshmallow. Rowr."
    OK, OK, I can take the hint. Get me a local anesthetic and I'm game. Does it have to be a tribal tattoo? Should I get the Cross across my back as well? I saw a fair number of those at the swimming hole...

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